Worst lyrics of the year
Justin Bieber, Baby (most annoying song of the year)
“Baby, baby, baby, oh/like baby, baby, baby, no/like baby, baby, baby, oh/I thought you’d always be mine, mine.”
Ke$ha, Tik Tok
“I’m talking about everybody getting crunk, crunk/Boys tryin to touch my junk, junk/Gonna smack him if he getting too drunk, drunk.”
Jessica Mauboy, Get ’em Girls (a song all about high heels)
“I don’t need a runway/I got on my get ’em girls, I got on my get ’em girls/I can catwalk my way to the front page/I got on my get ’em girls, I got on my get ’em girls/(Won’t you get ’em girl, wanna swing my hips this way).”
Miley Cyrus, Who Owns My Heart
“So come on baby, keep provoking me/keep on roping me, like a Romeo, baby/pull me close, come on/here we go, here we go, here we go.”
Katy Perry, Firework
“Cause baby you’re a firework, come on show ’em what your worth/make ’em go ‘Oh, oh, oh!’ as you shoot across the sky-y-y.”
Rihanna, Rude Boy
“Come here rude boy, boy, can you get it up?/Come here rude boy, boy, is you big enough?/Take it, baby, baby/Take it, take it, love me, love me.”
Black Eyed Peas, Imma Be
“Imma be chillin with my mutha mutha crew/imma be makin all them deals you wanna do (hah)/ imma be up in that maylist flicks, doin 100 flips/and imma be, sippin on drinks cause/imma be shakin my hips, you gon be lickin your lips/imma be takin them pics, lookin all fly and s…”
Christina Aguilera, Woo Hoo
“You know you really wanna (hey), wanna taste my (woohoo)/you know you wanna get a peak, wanna see my (woohoo)/you know you wanna put your lips, where my hips are (woohoo)/kiss all my (woohoo).”
Until next time keep rockin’
The 0800 Jukebox crew.
www.0800jukebox.co.nz
Christmas night of the living dead
My face is green and the snow is red…
Until next time keep rockin’
The 0800 Jukebox crew.
www.0800jukebox.co.nz
KoRns remake of the nightmare before christmas – Kidnap The Sandy Claws
La, la, la, la, la
Until next time keep rockin’
The 0800 Jukebox crew.
www.0800jukebox.co.nz
Until next time keep rockin’
The 0800 Jukebox crew.
www.0800jukebox.co.nz
It will be a Twisted Christmas this year
Until next time keep rockin’
The 0800 Jukebox crew.
www.0800jukebox.co.nz
I bet Cheech And Chong didn’t get stressed at christmas time…
Until next time keep rockin’
The 0800 Jukebox crew.
www.0800jukebox.co.nz
Until next time keep rockin’
The 0800 Jukebox crew.
www.0800jukebox.co.nz
Geoff Tate (Vocal; Queensrÿche)
Carlos Cavazo (Guitars; Quiet Riot)
James Lomenzo (Bass; White Lion, Megadeth)
Ray Luzier (Drums; Army of Anyone, Korn)
Until next time keep rockin’
The 0800 Jukebox crew.
www.0800jukebox.co.nz
Ronnie James Dio – God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
Until next time keep rockin’
The 0800 Jukebox crew.
www.0800jukebox.co.nz
